White listing

aDirtyFishTank wrote:Just going to delete that post before feren has a cow.  No whitelist. Decision is final.

Already had a cow and milked it, but thanks tho

Now that ones deleted cuz its just too far. Hope you didnt see that one, feren.

aDirtyFishTank wrote:Now that ones deleted cuz its just too far. Hope you didnt see that one, feren.

I did. My email is linked to this, so I get a notification whenever a new post is made. And I have email on my phone, so I know about new things almost immediately. But its whatever. He thinks he knows me, but I'm 90% certain he, as ludi would put it , is really rockin that extra chromosome lol. And I already took that anger management class, it was the only thing preventing me from going 20 minutes away and actually beating the shit out of one Alec Damico xD

Lol, jk. He's just a sore loser hahaha

swimmerboy1196 wrote:tits

Well Swimmer let me just tell you about this one time I became highly intoxicated at a local titty bar.

So I was going down on this one girl and I tasted something strange. I knew from previous experiences that this was actually horse semen I was tasting. A sudden realization hits me and I exclaim "So that's how you died, Grandma!"

So after this happened, I finished her off and went back to my apartment. When I got home, I could hear a black family in the apartment next to me talking. I decide to eavesdrop on them.  

One of these colored folks was called Leeroy and he seemed to be talking to his mother about his problems. "Mommy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that?
"Well," replies his mom, "that's because you are black."
"And mommy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?"
"Well," replies his mom, "that's because you are black."
Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises."
"Well," replies his mom, "that's because you are 37."

After this, I decide to go to bed. I make sure my daughter is safe and sound and already asleep. She is just growing up so fast. It is getting to the point now where she is starting to ask me embarrassing questions about sex. Just last week she asked me "Is that the best you can do?"

I haven't told her about my favorite sex position yet. I call it the JFK.I splatter all over her while she screams and  tries to get out of the car.


I hope you can all see how this post DIRECTYLY relates to the topic and is by no means just a random babble of fucked up jokes used by a immature ear-fucker who is just trying to get attention from some people who he really hopes would just show their cocks to him.

No, I can see the relevance. Very good point sir!

ferentinofighter wrote:No, I can see the relevance. Very good point sir!

Hey Feren. What's the hardest thing about choking an infant?




MY DICK

bigpop4 wrote:

ferentinofighter wrote:No, I can see the relevance. Very good point sir!

Hey Feren. What's the hardest thing about choking an infant?




MY DICK

Goddammit.....lol